{"id":82,"date":"2009-10-27T00:00:04","date_gmt":"2009-10-26T23:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.calypsonow.ch\/catalogue\/?p=82"},"modified":"2010-10-09T22:53:17","modified_gmt":"2010-10-09T21:53:17","slug":"xxx-sells","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.calypsonow.ch\/catalogue\/2009\/10\/27\/xxx-sells\/","title":{"rendered":"XXX sells"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve just scanned some parts of the Calypso Now catalogues from the 80&#8217;s and I&#8217;m astonished by this &#8216;hit-and-run&#8217; graphic style that just came natural because the tools weren&#8217;t really available &#8211; some catalogues were even printed in my kitchen on those heavy machines they used to have in schools, where you typed your text on a so-called stencil, and with this you could print up to several hundred A-4 sized copies, until the stencil just ripped itself apart. That was by far the cheapest way to publish a catalogue.<\/p>\n<p>Later, when the label got &#8216;bigger&#8217;, I could afford to have flyers printed, at some time the catalogue came on a poster, from which I scanned a small part here. So, let&#8217;s talk about sex!<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.calypsonow.ch\/catalogue\/pic\/sex_sells_big.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img class=\"alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/www.calypsonow.ch\/catalogue\/pic\/sex_sells_small.jpg\" alt=\"Steven Tetzloff on the Sex Sells catalogue from Calypso Now\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The &#8220;Sex sells&#8221; slogan was used as a provocation for the swiss postal service, the catalogues being folded in a transparent enveloppe so you saw the picture and the slogan, but couldn&#8217;t tell if the penis would be visible as a whole. Well, the provocation worked marvellously, the catalogues were refused by the post office here, which gave me the opportunity to put a &#8216;Censored&#8217;-sticker on the cock, which anyway wasn&#8217;t really visible, as you can see for yourself. Click on the picture to see it full size in a new browser window.<\/p>\n<p>Why this cheap provocation? Well, I was a bit fed up by all those shops flashing naked tits around to sell some product, so I really had to prove my point. As I said, it worked great. It would still work today, bet?<\/p>\n<p>Steven Tetzloff, by the way, the man with the penis, was a guitar player from San Francisco who played in rather shitty New Wave bands (by my humble opinion ), but he made three solo tapes which I still adore; all of them have been released here by Calypso Now and I will upload some of his music soon. He did them really cheap in his bathroom, with nice distorted guitar and a cheasy rhythm box, kind of a Velvet-Underground-play-Suicide sound. Suicide? No, not suicide as an action, I mean Suicide, the <a href=\"http:\/\/de.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Suicide\" target=\"_blank\">band<\/a>, with Alan Vega.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.calypsonow.ch\/catalogue\/pic\/cn_cat_feb89_big.jpg\"><img class=\"alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.calypsonow.ch\/catalogue\/pic\/cn_cat_feb89_small.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I liked the music of Steven Tetzloff so much that I also put him on the last compilation tape from Calypso Now, the Starspot Compilation <a href=\"http:\/\/www.calypsonow.ch\/catalogue\/pic\/cn_cat_feb89_big.jpg\">(click here for a full picture of the catalogue and more information about Starspot)<\/a>, and on a promotional single, called Sex Sells, of course. By the way: I must still have some copies of this 7 incher laying around here somewhere, will probably have to dig in the boxes I&#8217;ve moved with at least three times in the last 10 years without opening them once more. I&#8217;ll keep you posted. Might interest you that the tape and the single also contains a marvelous track from Herr Dr. Michael Angele, now Leiter Kultur at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.freitag.de\">german paper and web community Der Freitag<\/a>&#8230; hehehe &#8211; more is here to come!<\/p>\n<p>Oh, almost forgot: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/calypsonowcassettes\" target=\"_blank\">here&#8217;s some tracks on the Calypso Now Myspace space<\/a>, Angele&#8217;s also at hand. Check out the the Trash Boys there, I think they were great. From Geneva.<\/p>\n<p>And&#8230;. I&#8217;ve uploaded two tracks by Crash Course from Biel-Bienne, then renowned as the fastest (post) punk band in Switzerland (probably falsely),  from their deleted single, which came out on a compilation tape of the band on Calypso Now. Singer is the same Herr Dr. Michael Angele \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<div class=\"rahmen\">Crash Course: Break Down The Walls, Television<br \/>\n<img src=\"http:\/\/www.calypsonow.ch\/catalogue\/pic\/crash course.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\n[audio:crash course break down the walls.mp3,crash course television.mp3]<\/div>\n<p>Ajust playback volume to 11 and press the play button!<\/p>\n<p>\nTo download right-click <a href=\"http:\/\/www.calypsonow.ch\/catalogue\/audio\/crash course break down the walls.mp3\">Crash Course: Break Down The Walls<\/a> or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.calypsonow.ch\/catalogue\/audio\/crash course television.mp3\">Crash Course: Television<\/a><\/p>\n<p><h2 class=\"bigger\">You can find Michael Angele&#8217;s track &#8216;Nazis&#8217; on the Starspot Compilation &#8211; order here<\/h2>\n<p>[MINICART item=&#8221;7&#8243;]<br \/>\nPayment through Paypal <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve just scanned some parts of the Calypso Now catalogues from the 80&#8217;s and I&#8217;m astonished by this &#8216;hit-and-run&#8217; graphic style that just came natural because the tools weren&#8217;t really available &#8211; some catalogues were even printed in my kitchen on those heavy machines they used to have in schools, where you typed your text [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[103,4],"tags":[12,9,8],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.calypsonow.ch\/catalogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.calypsonow.ch\/catalogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.calypsonow.ch\/catalogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.calypsonow.ch\/catalogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.calypsonow.ch\/catalogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.calypsonow.ch\/catalogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.calypsonow.ch\/catalogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.calypsonow.ch\/catalogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.calypsonow.ch\/catalogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}